Chris Rock’s “How to NOT Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police”.
Wise advice from a funny man.

Dan Wineman is something of a hero of mine.
I don’t really know who he is, but I know he does something smart with computers in a city called Slug Crossing, which is not real according to wikipedia and I’ve just been played.
He was invaluable with technical assistance on Birdhouse, the iPhone app for Twitter that Cameron and I launched Monday, he’s been beta testing for months, proving the concept with the best creative use of the form, and though we’ve never drunk together, I can already tell he’s just about the nicest guy I’ll ever eventually drink with.
And here, in this toot? In that tiny little box? He makes art while making sense of art.
Visiting your parents means constantly proving to them that you’re not your 14 year-old self; usually by acting like your 19 year-old self.Monteiro (via merlin)

