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Swine flu paranoia.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:17:26 -0600

Swine flu paranoia.

All a matter of interpretation.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:16:32 -0600

All a matter of interpretation.

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Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:27:51 -0600

…and it’s completely intentional.

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:33:15 -0600

…and it’s completely intentional.

kienan: Duck Sauce - Anyway This is your new favorite...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:20:00 -0500

kienan:

Duck Sauce - Anyway

This is your new favorite everything.

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Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:17:48 -0500

(via kienan)

…though the opposite isn’t always true—especially if...

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 21:57:00 -0500

…though the opposite isn’t always true—especially if all they read is celebrity news and books with Fabio on the cover.

It just doesn’t get any better than this. (via @jennygacy)

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:29:00 -0500

It just doesn’t get any better than this. (via @jennygacy)

I love the ending of “Wanted”. Really gets your...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:29:00 -0500

I love the ending of “Wanted”. Really gets your attention, especially that last line…

Six weeks ago I was ordinary and pathetic just like you. Who am I now? Account manager? Assassin? Just another tool who was mind-fucked into killing his father? I am all of these. I am none of these. Who am I now? This is not me following my destiny.

This is not me following in my father’s footsteps. This is definitely not me saving the world. … This is not me. This is just a mother-fucking decoy.

This is me taking control — from Sloan, from the Fraternity, from Janice, from billing reports, from ergonomic keyboards, from cheating girlfriends and sack-of-shit best-friends. This is me taking back control — of my life. [Breaks the fourth wall, turning to gaze at the audience] What the fuck have you done lately?

margaretsix: The Reeling by Passion Pit Very rad song…thanks...

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:10:04 -0500

margaretsix:

The Reeling by Passion Pit

Very rad song…thanks Alamo Drafthouse!

merlin: amandaleedotorg: Unproductive Creatives (via D. Keith...

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 11:39:27 -0500

merlin:

amandaleedotorg:

Unproductive Creatives (via D. Keith Robinson)

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Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:37:57 -0500

Instructions to Life......

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:31:00 -0500

Instructions to Life……

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

2. Memorize your favorite poem.

3. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

4. When you say, “I love you”, mean it.

5. When you say, “I’m sorry”, look the person in the eye.

6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

7. Believe in love at first sight.

8. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams.

9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.

10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

11. Don’t judge people by their relatives.

12. Talk slow but think quick.

13. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”.

14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

15. Call your mom.

16. Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.

17. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

18. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.

19. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

20. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

22. Marry someone you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

23. Spend some time alone.

24. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.

25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

26. Read more books and watch less TV.

27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back,you’ll get to enjoy it a second time.

28. Trust in God but lock your car.

29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a tranquil harmonious home.

30. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.

31. Read between the lines.

32. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.

33. Be gentle with the earth.

34. Pray — there’s immeasurable power in it.

35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.

36. Mind your own business.

37. Don’t trust a person who doesn’t close their eyes when you kiss them.

38. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.

39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth’s greatest satisfaction.

40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.

41. Learn the rules then break some.

42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.

43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

44. Remember that your character is your destiny.

45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

ocell: Well humans, it was fun while it lasted. High-Speed...

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:32:48 -0500

ocell:

Well humans, it was fun while it lasted.

High-Speed Robot Hand (via hizook)

Ninja please…

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 23:32:10 -0500

Ninja please…

Unusual Paintings of Obama Naked with Unicorns

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:05:53 -0500

Unusual Paintings of Obama Naked with Unicorns

Drift.

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 07:43:00 -0500

Drift.

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